What is the best way to piss my mom off when speaking English?

I speak in perfect English and I say something and she always cuts me off saying, "WHAT WATER?" I find it rude and insulting when I just told her, "I was trying to talk but she had the water running." She claims I begin in the middle and I was talking about how to find a way to get Tim and Moby to speak in German and Japanese because they do not speak those languages already. Japanese word order is Subject Object Verb and English word order is Subject Verb Object and in Japanese if there's an adjective it'll go Subject Particle Adjective Object Particle Verb or Adverb Verb and in English word order will go Subject Verb Adjective Object and then Adverb which would go lastly. In Japanese, I state the reason first and then the cause last. In English I get to my reason to the end of the sentence just like in German so is there any way for me to perfectly arrange these word orders so I'll have a backwards mind set to talk backwards to her? I mean give me some suggestions without relying on Google Translate and she already messed up my words to begin with by making me nervous and hurt saying hurtful things.